After 200 Years of Secluded Cultivation, My Great-Grandson’s Livestream Made Me Viral

After 200 Years of Secluded Cultivation, My Great-Grandson’s Livestream Made Me Viral Plot:

Yuan Qing, who’d lived in seclusion in the mountains for 200 years, planned to spend his remaining days adhering to “immortal cultivation rules”—until his rebellious great-grandson Xiao Lu showed up with a smartphone. To pay tuition, Xiao Lu secretly livestreamed Yuan Qing’s daily life: “splitting firewood with qigong wind” and “recognizing herbs with eyes closed.” Overnight, the “immortal-style health” videos went viral, turning Yuan Qing into the “national immortal grandpa” on热搜 (hot search). But the trouble that followed was worse than any celestial tribulation: influencers sneaked up the mountain to偷拍 (偷拍: secretly film), capitalists wanted to sign him for an “immortal cultivation IP,” and someone even brought luggage to “apprentice”! Yuan Qing panicked and wanted to seal the mountain, but Xiao Lu saw it as a chance for grandpa to “join modern life.” The duo fought wits with the outside world while clashing over “meditation vs. short videos” and “alchemy vs. food delivery”—unaware that Yuan Qing’s 200-year-old “cultivation truth” was slowly “exposed” along with the hot search terms…