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I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality!

2026-02-05 Category: 0

I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality! Plot:

Lin Xiaochuan, a corporate slave whose biggest dream is to "lie flat until retirement," picks up a broken compass one overtime night and binds to the "Forced Immortal Cultivation System"—he has to recite the Qingxin Mantra to help neighbors find cats, get electrocuted into practicing swordsmanship when slacking off in meetings, and even interrupt his date with his crush Su Wan to subdue the "Sweetness Ogre" in a milk tea shop. What's worse? Su Wan is actually the eldest senior sister of a hidden immortal sect, who has long seen through his "max-level spiritual root" identity! On one side, the system forces him to "reach the peak of life"; on the other, his goddess watches him "pretend to be ordinary" with a smile. Lin Xiaochuan cries, "I really don't want to cultivate immortality!" But why does he feel—cultivating immortality is more fun than overtime—after every forced move?

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