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I'm a God, Not a Dog! Stop Petting Me, Empress!
I'm a God, Not a Dog! Stop Petting Me, Empress! Plot:
Ancient war god Yun Xuan exhausted his divine power to seal the demons and fell into Empress Su Wanwan's imperial garden. Su Wanwan saw his divine patterns, mistook him for a legendary "spirit dog," and immediately took him back to the palace as a "divine pet"—petting his hair daily, feeding him osmanthus cakes, and even putting a bow collar on the god! Yun Xuan was so angry (though he now looked like a teenager) that he was about to roar, "I'm a god, not a dog!" when Su Wanwan stuffed a candied date cake into his mouth. Trying to use magic to turn back into a dragon to prove himself, he instead turned into a chubby little puppy due to weak divine power, being rubbed by the empress until he whimpered. Worse still, the demon's residual soul was about to break the seal, and Yun Xuan had to regain his power quickly. But why did Su Wanwan's "god-petting" routine actually help him recover his divine power? When the god's dignity clashed with the empress's cuteness, this sweet and bickering farce between the "divine pet" and the empress had just begun...
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