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Sorry, I'm a Cultivator!

2025-11-22 Category: 0

Sorry, I'm a Cultivator! Plot:

Lin Xiaoman, an overworked office drone who pulls all-nighters, wakes up to find herself bound to a "Mass Cultivation System"—she has to recite the "Calm Heart Sutra" to mediate conflicts between square-dance aunties, use object-control magic to find homes for stray cats, and even filter milk tea with "spiritual energy purification"! To her shock, her icy boss Gu Shen sees through her "weirdness"—this sarcastic CEO not only doesn't report her but pulls out a family heirloom cultivation manual, saying, "My ancestors were loose immortals; I'll help you fix the system bugs." From a reluctant cultivator to teaming up with her boss for "weird mission battles," Lin Xiaoman discovers: Cultivation isn't about flying over rooftops—it's using immortal skills to solve small urban troubles. And the man who always teases her for "using magic like a wrecking ball" has long quietly turned her "troubles" into his own business…

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