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Your Majesty, I Really Can't Cultivate

2025-02-10 Category: 3

Your Majesty, I Really Can't Cultivate Plot:

A modern programmer accidentally time-travels to a cultivation world, becoming the emperor's most trusted advisor. Forced to fake divine powers with scientific knowledge, he uses coding logic to crack ancient arrays and physics formulas to cast 'lightning spells'. When demon armies attack, he discovers the shocking truth - this world's cultivation system is actually alien technology!

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