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Urban Cultivation: My System Is Messing With Me

2025-12-30 Category: 0

Urban Cultivation: My System Is Messing With Me Plot:

Lin Chuan just got scammed out of a million yuan by his girlfriend of three years and his childhood best friend. When he's at the end of his rope, he suddenly activates the "Weird Cultivation System"—drinking milk tea boosts his spiritual power, squeezing the subway trains him to teleport, and snapping back at workplace PUA unlocks flight skills? What's even crazier is that Shen Muqing, the icy CEO of a listed group known as the "Snow Queen", is actively approaching him, claiming he's her "fated Taoist companion"? While avoiding debt collectors, Lin Chuan has to tackle the system's absurd tasks—his urban cultivation journey is more stressful than meeting client deadlines! Just as the people who once looked down on him are about to regret it, the system throws another task: "Recite the Tao Te Ching on the morning rush-hour subway, or your Taoist heart will shatter"? This isn't cultivation—it's a social death scene!

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