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Why Did My Fake Cultivation Technique Make Me Invincible?

2026-01-12 Category: 0

Why Did My Fake Cultivation Technique Make Me Invincible? Plot:

Modern corporate slave Lin Xiaoman stayed up late binge-watching a xianxia drama, only to wake up as the sect’s weakest disciple with the worst spiritual root. He found a tattered, incomplete book *Thirteen Styles of Tickling*, thinking it was a fake technique for kids—until practicing it triggered a hidden system: tickling a boulder cracked it, swatting a mosquito unleashed samadhi fire! Fellow disciples mocked his “heretical skills,” but he grew absurdly strong: he broke a dungeon boss’s ultimate move by “tickling its soles,” and saved the cold saintess Su Qingzhu from assassins—who then chased him daily to learn his “divine technique.” When everyone suspects he’s a reincarnated hidden master, Lin Xiaoman rubs his sore waist and complains: “This fake technique is more tiring than 996… but hey, it’s kinda fun?”

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