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Immortal for 2000 Years: Who Opened My Coffin?

2026-01-26 Category: 0

Immortal for 2000 Years: Who Opened My Coffin? Plot:

Lin Xuan, a 2000-year-old immortal, had just entered meditation in his ancient coffin to form his core when Su Xiaotang, an intern cultural relic restorer, accidentally pried open his coffin lid! Waking up in modern times, he mistakes smartphones for "voice transmission talismans" and calls food delivery "borrowing fire from a fellow Taoist," turning Su Xiaotang's life upside down. But when Lin Xuan discovers that Su Xiaotang holds his lost "Spiritual Source" from a past life and is targeted by evil spirits, he abandons his plan to "return to the coffin" and becomes her "personal bodyguard"—using flying magic to grab her limited-edition milk tea, talismans to fight her workplace PUA, and even giving her his family heirloom jade hairpin as a "token of love." Between the funny chaos of an ancient immortal learning modern life and the fated bond of the "Spiritual Source," Lin Xuan never expected that after 2000 years of sleep, his first lesson would be "how to be a modern boyfriend!"

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