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I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality!

2026-02-05 • Category: 0

I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality! Plot:

Lin Xiaoman, an ordinary office worker whose life rule is "Saving money for a cat > everything", gets bound to a mysterious "Immortality Cultivation System" on an overtime night—it forces her to eat spirit herbs, fight little monsters, and even take a high school boy as her disciple! The system triggers "forced scene jumps" for missions, making her miss three dates with her crush colleague and get marked as absent by her boss. Just when she's trying every way to uninstall the system, she finds fragments of her missing grandfather's notebook hidden in the interface—could this annoying system be related to her grandfather's whereabouts? Caught between the ordinary life she desires and the temptation to solve her family's mystery, Lin Xiaoman's "anti-cultivation" journey is getting more and more tangled.

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