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Don’t Mess with That Tortoise, He’s Desperate to Hit KPIs!
Don’t Mess with That Tortoise, He’s Desperate to Hit KPIs! Plot:
To hit the group’s merger KPIs, Lu Gui, the heir of a top conglomerate nicknamed “Tortoise”, signs a fake marriage contract and bides his time to take revenge. Su Wan, a rookie designer who accidentally steps into his revenge game, is unaware her husband is a ruthless chess piece “desperate for KPIs”. Starting from initial misunderstandings and bickering, their contractual marriage evolves into Lu Gui taking down enemies step by step while falling for Su Wan. When Su Wan is caught up in the revenge plot, this “Don’t mess with the tortoise” game becomes a revenge thriller of mutual salvation.
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